I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
