If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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