Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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