I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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