I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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