Barsexuality is the new black.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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