We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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