BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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