My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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