so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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