put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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