dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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