It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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