Small penises have feelings too.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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