we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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