we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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