My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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