the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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