Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Drunk is not a location!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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