...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Vodka?
Forever.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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