i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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