im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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