Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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