I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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