your thong is hanging out like whoa
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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