If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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