i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
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The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Watching her eat just hurts me
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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