You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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