I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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