Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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