so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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