Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the night ended with taco bell and tears
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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