You're my little dorito
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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