My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Screwed.edu
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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