sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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