Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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