is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
