i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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