I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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