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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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