Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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