i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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