No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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