Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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