I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
ugly people sure do ruin things
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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