We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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