I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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