She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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