Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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