so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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