how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
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Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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