We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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