She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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