I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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