one might say we're banned from that church
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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